Am I cool?

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Yes
5 (50.0%)
No
2 (20.0%)
This very poll solidifies your uncoolness
1 (10.0%)
I don't know what cool is
2 (20.0%)

How about rating my coolness on a scale? (10 is SUPER COOL)

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Mean: 6.22 Median: 4 Std. Dev 4.26

1
3 (33.3%)
2
0 (0.0%)
3
1 (11.1%)
4
0 (0.0%)
5
0 (0.0%)
6
0 (0.0%)
7
0 (0.0%)
8
0 (0.0%)
9
0 (0.0%)
10
5 (55.6%)

Which of these things make me cool?

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Magic: the Gathering
2 (5.3%)
Good at video games
4 (10.5%)
Tattoos
1 (2.6%)
Good kisser
1 (2.6%)
Knows about computers
3 (7.9%)
Boobs
7 (18.4%)
Listens to disco
1 (2.6%)
Drives a 98 Grand Am
2 (5.3%)
Laughs at this poll
2 (5.3%)
Cartoon-like farts
2 (5.3%)
Wears sunglasses at night
3 (7.9%)
Straight hair
1 (2.6%)
Likes pizza
5 (13.2%)
Facial piercings
1 (2.6%)
Flute player
3 (7.9%)

Am I your friend because I'm cool?

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Yes

5 (50.0%)

No

5 (50.0%)

• Sat, 13:00: paint cann popped in the shaker :( now i am grey
• Sat, 13:17: @atthisvolume laughing at my misfortune (it's shimmery)
• Sat, 16:23: lol woman who yelled at me on thursday came back. we r bffs now (almost)

• Fri, 14:43: *sigh* LJ slow/not loading for anyone else? Glad I didn't PAY for my account.
• Fri, 22:52: RT @Loshdogg: @RealGilbert I have held this as true from the moment I first heard it, "If you are offended by comedy... KILL YOURSELF!" ...

• Thu, 18:23: i dont give a single fuck how old your mother is, i do not tolerate being treated like shit. her cane is also no consequence
• Thu, 18:24: all im saying is: i am a human beinng, treat me that way or i will give you attitude
• Thu, 22:23: RT @NatGeo: Is this dino-era mammal the mother of us all? http://t.co/lnQhT5Q

• Wed, 18:20: let out a huge burp. turned around to see an elderly woman. apologised. will not be the last time i belch at work
• Wed, 20:59: 25 fucking minutes with a womann for her to finally tell me to SHOP FOR HER. FUCK YOU I MAKE MINIMUM WAGE
• Wed, 20:59: idgaf you're showing the apt tomorrow MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAINTED EARLIER FUCKNUT
• Wed, 21:26: this storm is awesome!
• Thu, 09:07: Read my response to "Do you believe in karma?": http://t.co/JSoYLFE
• Thu, 10:22: RT @McD_Canada: #Storms last night in #Toronto were crazy. You can barely see skyline in the background of this photo http://t.co/F8a7EE ...
• Thu, 11:10: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, “Kurt is up in heaven now.” That's my favorite joke.

• Tue, 18:50: @cuntymouth remind me to look up this really sappy song called JOANNA bc i hear it everday at work and lol
• Tue, 20:15: @cuntymouth lol and it's old and shit, right? i lol when it comes on :$
• Tue, 22:15: I was up a ladder at work during the quake. :(
• Wed, 10:21: Apparently I have 150 Google + invitations to send out. I do not know 150 more people that will want to use it, so this … http://j.mp/reNeKQ

• Mon, 12:32: RT @CP24: Jack Layton has shared some last words of wisdom with Canadians. Here is the letter, written days before he died. http://t.co ...
• Mon, 15:05: @cunntymouth gave me your gd bleeding. FUCE YOU
• Mon, 18:18: fucking FUCK I hate bleeding. and one of my ears is plugged, which is terrible. this day doesn't end.
• Mon, 21:10: i wish managem.ent would fucking back me up onn shit
• Tue, 10:20: http://t.co/x5zRzEf what the FUCK, lady? Been pent-up too long and couldn't wait to rip into a man who JUST DIED? They DAY OF, no less.
• Tue, 11:04: Read my response to "What's one hair product you couldn't live without?": http://t.co/6aAjad2
• Tue, 11:10: I NEED MORE FOLLOWERS (because I only have 4) http://t.co/GMPNC34

• Mon, 09:34: RT @catnipandhoney: Oh no, Jack Layton :( Canadian politics will not be the same
• Mon, 09:36: RT @ryanqnorth: Jack Layton was the best, a classy classy guy. I'm gonna miss him
• Mon, 11:10: RT @MsStaggerLee: The most likeable guy in Canadian politics passed away :( I hope it was peaceful, Mr. Layton
• Mon, 11:10: RT @GregProops: Canada, so sorry about Jack Layton. He will be a sprinkling of stars in the night sky.
• Mon, 11:10: RT @oldmansearch: shapes without names
• Mon, 11:10: RT @kellyoxford: Jack Layton was the only party leader who didn't make me roll my eyes. #ripjacklayton

• Sat, 14:36: "surveillance footage shows her CLIMBING A SAFETY RAILING ND HOLDING AN UMBRELLA". unpopular opinion: she's a fucking moron
• Sun, 08:41: RT @offspring: One difficulty in touring is trying to find a comfortable bog in which to fire the mud-gun. -Noodles
• Sun, 09:20: RT @PKSubban1: Thought it was worth a tweet... #thechangeup solid flick! Check it out!

• Fri, 20:12: I GOT A SORT OF LOVE SECRET AT S_S. WHOOOO YEAH
• Fri, 22:04: The best thing about doing laundry is that all your favourite stuff is wearable again!
• Fri, 23:54: I've done nothing but sit at my computer all day. So here's a picture of me wearing three hats...for the last two http://t.co/bGvbBms