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  • 07:56 I picked something on my nose and it's bleeding...and it won't stop. COAGULATE gdi #
  • 09:42 almost in a huge accident. cop pulled me over....fffuuuuuuuuu #
  • 09:44 AND I was told by the cop that my inurance company is WRONG and I can't use photocopies of insurance slips. must tell enzo's mom #
  • 10:59 @cuntymouth insurance slips are pink, so my b&w printout temp permits are enough to get me a $60 fine (which was waived) #
  • 11:01 blue and white sundress with thick socks and black sneakers si i am special today #
  • 11:32 It's very stupid, especially wheen my insurance company was the one that told me to print them off #
  • 11:33 omg im parked at a hydrant what is wrong with today? #
  • 11:35 @cuntymouth lol that'll fool 'em #
  • 11:41 @cuntymouth hahahaha #
  • 11:42 @cuntymouth nooooo D: i don't understand the logic #
  • 11:54 *sigh* parking enforcement. he just crabbed at me to move the car #
  • 12:07 we don't get money when he participates in unpaid chichat time. don't nee and hour to install a psu and 2 screens #
  • 12:12 omfg a crazy man walking down the street yelling about the world and saying fuck a lot #
  • 12:13 ps "30 mins" is not "almost" gdi #
  • 13:18 definitely a guy singing and dancing hi way down the street. he is loud #
  • 13:24 "30min" has turned into 90min #
  • 13:46 some guy in a mercedes with aviators was blasting "always something there to remind me" uhhh, softly rock on, my friend #
  • 14:10 he says "30min", means "2.5hr". i forgot his concept of time is stupid #
  • 16:02 awww yeah time to sit in the car some more! my bum hurts :( #
  • 17:33 his clients invited me in............and he declined..........i have no words #
  • 17:36 omg lol i guess it was ok because OMG INSIDE A HOUSE WITH AIR CONDITIONING AAAAHHHHH #
  • 17:37 omfg my face looks like gross i have lumps that aren't pimples wtf face #
  • 17:48 According to the copyright date, my favourite book is 20 years old! ALL HAIL JURASSIC PARK (the movie is only 17.....only?!) #
  • 20:43 @harlequeen haha thanks, lady! I'm trying not to be so negative about everything, so my only other option is to find humour in everything #
  • 21:02 I HAVE A GIANT COOKIE #
  • 21:51 pics.livejournal.com/hidden_kitten/pic/00019esg ♥ #
  • 22:22 bit.ly/bzSdBl $500k to install a shutoff valve...........or $350 million and the lives of many. Good decision, BP. #
  • 22:23 @fruitdays that looks awesome.....generating mine now! #
  • 22:28 The top 5 words I've tweeted: tumblr, omg, photo, lol, time. tweetstats.com/graphs/fapfapmofo#tcloud hahahahahahaha :$ #
  • 22:30 Checking out my TweetStats! tweetstats.com/graphs/fapfapmofo #
  • 22:33 I've used "braodcasting" 12 times? (13 now) WHAT THE HELL CONTEXT #
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