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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 09:20 bit.ly/cejgGd You are not fat. You are not skinny. You aren't even a size! #
  • 09:23 @BigBuffRicky I'm not on the site, because I had an agent at the time. I don't think I will now, though, because I have nothing current. #
  • 09:38 bit.ly/c755k8 Also, this is great! #
  • 09:55 Photo: atthisvolume: tumblr.com/xreaqzw28 #
  • 09:59 Photo: atthisvolume: tumblr.com/xrear02sm #
  • 10:05 Photo: fuckyeahbeatles: ilu George tumblr.com/xrear0d6j #
  • 10:06 Photo: (via movieoftheday) tumblr.com/xrear0djx #
  • 10:11 @fruitdays My flist and journal aren't loading, either, but I can load other journals.... #
  • 10:15 @sisterite It was so awesome watching your progress via the geo coordinates attached to your every post! #
  • 10:22 Photo: fuckyeahbeatles: Also, please note that B&V are sporting current fashion…except not. tumblr.com/xrear16bm #
  • 11:50 @sisterite Too bad I don't have a phone with it, because I am EVERYWHERE all day long (not...um across the country, though) #
  • 13:00 What your email address says about your computer skills - The Oatmeal bit.ly/cPM34w #
  • 17:00 mmmmmmmm street meat (avenue rd @ bloor st) dericious #
  • 17:35 big palestinian thing going on at avenue and bloor. can anyone tell me why? ctv and cbc are dfinitelt there #
  • 17:47 lol some guy asked "which game is on?" of the protestors. lolignorantcanadians #
  • 17:49 @catnipandhoney and @harlequeen I would follow you on my phone, but both of you combined would set my phone off ALL DAY :P <3 you two #
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  • 17:54 also, i can't remember how to follow people via sms and i can't remember the help command, either :D #
  • 18:06 @catnipandhoney I could set it from home so that i don't get your replies to others, but i am in my car in toronto #
  • 18:21 lol meter maid coming by to check so i picked up my ticket and pretended to scrutinise it.. it's nearly 1.5hr expired #
  • 18:25 ugh twitter i CAN'T go to your help forum right now! i asked via sms, i expect it via sms #
  • 19:04 @cuntymouth bb don't go to work :( #
  • 19:05 @harlequeen lolololololol that made me so happy #
  • 19:08 just trying to look busy because i'm nervous.... #
  • 19:49 15min=1hr.....my butt hurts and im not wearing enough clothing to go for a stroll #
  • 20:11 omg there is a recycling truck right next to my car and the smell is going to make me vomit omg #
  • 21:22 @GeorgeMonteith It was red inside, so I assume it was the advertised beef ;) #
  • 22:02 omg this rain is like a tropical storm I LOVE IT #
  • 22:04 nyti.ms/9ebc4o Is it just me, or is the spill almost the size of Florida? #
  • 22:12 Photo: sofapizza: tumblr.com/xreas2erj #
  • 22:14 Photo: fuckyeahrandomstupidity: So good. Spread the word. tumblr.com/xreas2j2i #
  • 22:22 I POOP EVERY THREE DAYS #
  • 22:26 I just tried to access my phone through my PC....but my phone is plugged into the wall :( #fail #
  • 22:28 yfrog.com/59txaj The Palestinian protest thinger, Avenue and Bloor, right in front of the ROM. #
  • 22:29 yfrog.com/0i9z4tj and wtf is up with my sunburn? It looks like a million bug bites, but it's not..... #
  • 22:43 I uploaded a YouTube video -- A dumb thing to do youtu.be/2q7rl9tf-EU?a #
  • 22:45 @jamesshane Are you a Doozer? #
  • 22:46 @aeiouna Not chilly at all, it was nearly 30 degrees today. They measure 1-2mm across. I just have a really tiny arm. #
  • 22:56 HAWKS #
  • 23:13 @catnipandhoney I'm thinking abut getting one of those, but I don't know how much fun I'd have with it. #
  • 23:28 a note for myself for a morning lj entry: things i have recently been thinking (but shouldn't) #
  • 23:28 @sisterite Communism was just a red herring. #
  • 23:33 omg huge lightning and thunder BRING ON THE GONADS (lol multiple meanings) #
  • 23:35 @cuntymouth WHEN YOU'RE A KID AND YOU WANNA GO WHEEEEeeeee (my voice is xzvxkdfirehjf) #
  • 23:36 omg my tweets are losing general coherence why did i drink a coke before bed #
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