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  • 04:34 speak english: the internet is in amurica #
  • 08:03 Photo: sofapizza: tumblr.com/xrebpehuh #
  • 08:05 Photo: theanimalblog: tumblr.com/xrebpekiv #
  • 08:05 Photo: english-translation: tumblr.com/xrebpeklc #
  • 08:15 Photo: fuckyeahmath: tumblr.com/xrebpf02i #
  • 08:18 Q:If you could have 1 thing, right this minute, what wou... A:The first thing that popped into my head was "A tyrann... 4ms.me/cHn00F #
  • 08:54 Mapquest tells you what the current traffic is like? That is INCREDIBLY handy for navigating Toronto in the morning! #
  • 11:09 Q:Tits or ass? A:I have both, but I prefer my knockers. 4ms.me/b5K75U #
  • 11:49 @cuntymouth gdi get back here there is dramaz just starting in TQC! #
  • 11:50 Q:Weirdest turn on? A:Crazy thunderstorms. 4ms.me/au7Mwc #
  • 12:11 Photo: slightlyamusing: tumblr.com/xrebpqeeb #
  • 12:31 Three tiny hamburger buns with butter, 5 pieces of turkey bacon, and 2 eggs. I am in breakfast heaven. #
  • 12:33 Q:Most embarrassing moment. A:My life. No, seriously, one stupid thing after another: all life long. 4ms.me/df14tb #
  • 12:35 Q:what kind of life do you dream of? A:If I knew, I'd be working towards it. For now, the whole "waiting for a pile ... 4ms.me/9wydBz #
  • 14:10 @katrinasimmons what kinnnnnddddd???? #
  • 14:18 makin' bracelets.....one is complex #
  • 15:12 @katrinasimmons YUSSSS #
  • 15:12 omfg all i can hear is some kid that brought a recorder home from school...playing an empty note....forever #
  • 15:13 and by empty, i mean "open" of course. also, i thought my cookies were telling me their hardships. help? #
  • 17:14 BP Gulf oil spill might now be unstoppable. - smile-wide: Wow, so, the Gulf of Mexico has to die…wtf I don’t... tumblr.com/xrebq7cuu #
  • 17:15 Photo: fuckyeahpokememe: omfg DYING OF LOLS tumblr.com/xrebq7dc6 #
  • 17:15 Photo: (via movieoftheday) tumblr.com/xrebq7did #
  • 17:28 @katrinasimmons I was wondering why you didn't reply :( no big deal, I thought maybe the question was ~beneath~ you #
  • 19:31 I liked a YouTube video -- The Flower Duet (Lakmé) youtu.be/8Qx2lMaMsl8?a #
  • 19:40 I liked a YouTube video -- Dvorak - New World Symphony - 4th Movement youtu.be/yctfXIqugXc?a #
  • 20:32 @katrinasimmons <3 I have been following you on MY PHONE, even #
  • 20:46 I HAVE PIZZA #
  • 20:47 I am going to start playing Okami on the Wii (with motion plus yeah!)....goodbye life (what little of it I have) #
  • 21:53 @catnipandhoney LOL oh Ben. Kitties don't need room, they conserve space by tucking themselves into unused corners. Litterbox is the thing #
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