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  • 06:26 @cuntymouth you will be co-running a dpt??? #
  • 06:26 dnw to drive to oshawa D:< #
  • 06:28 @cuntymouth well it sounds good, so i hope it works out. raise? #
  • 06:36 @cuntymouth lol @ lol i will be on msn when i am done peeing and get dressed #
  • 07:20 the evolution of a human tumblr.com/xrebrezu5 #
  • 07:22 Did you just eat sofa pizza?: A 'Fox News' for Canada? - › Former Conservative Party spokesman Kory Teneycke... tumblr.com/xrebrf3gi #
  • 07:23 Photo: itsfullofstars: Wow. Space is the coolest thing this planet has (besides dinosaur fossils). tumblr.com/xrebrf5kd #
  • 07:25 Photo: (via movieoftheday) tumblr.com/xrebrf79p #
  • 10:17 fucking ajax why am i here. so glad when this day is over #retardfromduckman #
  • 10:27 @harlequeen that was delicious nonsense #
  • 10:28 ps if you are not @cuntymouth, @harlequeen, or @katrinasimmons, i cannot see your replies to me on my phone. send a dm instead #
  • 10:30 @harlequeen oh....lol idk tv :D #
  • 10:53 @cuntymouth YOU ARE STILL AWAKE?! gdi im so sleepy, i keep seeing giant talking dicks #
  • 10:57 @cuntymouth what size is your folder now? and lol idk i just remember being astounded at a giant talking dick walking on its balls #
  • 11:02 @cuntymouth lolbeakerdick. 1.4gb? nice! #
  • 11:05 @cuntymouth your dick is almost as big as mine. it will grow ;) #
  • 11:29 put my talking cookies in the sun so they get soft. mmmmm delicious talking cookies #
  • 11:36 @harlequeen they did yesterday when i was reaaaallllly sleepy #
  • 11:39 @harlequeen a little from column a, a little from column b #
  • 12:19 @cuntymouth no :( i should make some though. i want to go home #
  • 12:21 @cuntymouth maybe they will *rise* LOL I AM SO HILARIOUS #
  • 12:23 @cuntymouth lolling in my car about poo pig :$ speramaxing #
  • 12:23 saying POO PIG out loud ix maximum lulz #
  • 12:27 @cuntymouth trade your bed for my car and talking penis cookies #
  • 12:29 @cuntymouth is that a problem? #
  • 12:32 @cuntymouth it's ok i am afraid of being raped by the creepers around my car D: i need a weapon besides furious rage #
  • 12:36 @cuntymouth it's ok they were highschoolers: not gonna raep old ladies like me #
  • 12:38 @cuntymouth oh god ew #
  • 13:02 oops left torrents running. if anyone needs prodigy albums, now is the time to get them! #
  • 13:31 @harlequeen let's not forget World Cup Beatdown, the riotiest event in 4 years! #
  • 13:54 oh my god how long have i been here?? 4 hours? #
  • 14:15 why does 23 seem young but not 25? #
  • 14:18 @harlequeen i refuse to be old, but 25 is making me :( #
  • 14:29 oh my god so hot and hungry dnw to be sweaty D: #
  • 14:30 omg shirt at stitches has a silhouette of tiger woods and "he puts it in every hole" #
  • 15:48 ugh gps gives the worst directions ever. good thing i have superior map skills and a natural sense of direction #
  • 18:05 just want to get home and play games #
  • 20:01 Photo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EGG tumblr.com/xrebsjaz6 #
  • 20:03 in case you forgot tumblr.com/xrebsjep4 #
  • 20:18 ♥ Smack My Bitch Up by The Prodigy #lastfm: bit.ly/3LtzYm amazon: bit.ly/5OAlH7 #
  • 20:28 LOL THE RAMONES COVERED SURFIN BIRD? lol love #
  • 20:32 Photo: Go away, please, and never come back :( tumblr.com/xrebskvyc #
  • 20:43 Q:talking dirty during sex or keeping quiet? A:I don't talk dirty, but that doesn't mean I'm quiet. 4ms.me/cHN2Nw #
  • 20:43 Q:When was the last time you gave flowers? A:Eh, mother's day a few years ago. 4ms.me/9stQYE #
  • 20:43 Q:Do you consider yourself a good dancer? A:No, because I don't dance (where anyone can see me). 4ms.me/acxJRo #
  • 20:44 Q:Are you more of a talker or more of a listener? A:I'm a sucky listener AND a frustrating talker :D 4ms.me/bwXDST #
  • 20:45 Q:What would your dream job look like? A:Screwing around on the internet ;)Actually, I'm trying to find out how to b... 4ms.me/dmYqsv #
  • 20:47 ♥ I Wanna Be Sedated by Ramones #lastfm: bit.ly/SvtW amazon: bit.ly/mCzU8 #
  • 21:17 Q:What other games (any system, even PC) do you play? A:I love my Sega Genesis, SNES, DS, and PC SO MUCH. I love Mar... 4ms.me/cG4Y2C #
  • 21:48 "Hoping that I might one-night-stand a chance" ILU Bloodhound Gang #
  • 21:52 My boyfriend is sending a cab home to pick up his guitar and bring it to him; I shit you not. #
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