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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 06:57 oh....my computer is having issues starting. and i wonder why i never turn it off #
  • 07:00 if i could get to the windows load screen, that would be nice #
  • 07:02 ooh wait wait i got it! #
  • 07:08 @cuntymouth msn keeps crashing! #
  • 09:45 ugh every time i park the car, i have to pee #
  • 09:45 @cuntymouth lol :$ faster than the news #
  • 09:47 wow nice bags under my eyes....wish i owned foundation #
  • 09:48 uh my ds startup noise is different #
  • 09:53 dnw to work today, wanna see the bb dino exhibit #
  • 11:08 ugh just did that thing where you're almost asleep and then you JUMP awake #scaredmyself #
  • 11:31 street meat for lunch or do i want something more expensive? save money vs delicious roadside hot dog #
  • 11:32 that came out all wrong. i'll come back with more intelligence. and pictures of me with dinosaurs #
  • 11:47 the white part of my nail is almost as big as the nail bed....and it is coming off #
  • 13:06 @harlequeen you have no idea how hard i just tried to find a bk and now you are talking about it #
  • 13:12 @harlequeen omg im in pizza hut and that made me lol SO MUCH. even enzo #
  • 13:44 oh my god my car is moving back and forth like it's being shoved.........and there's hardly any wind....rapist?! #
  • 13:59 dear humidity: you are making it feel like 37, no love #
  • 14:51 apparently, what i thought was wind or a rapist shaking my car was actually a 5.5 EARTHQUAKE #
  • 19:12 3 hours at the museum and we weren't done :( #
  • 22:09 @catnipandhoney :D thanks! you feel the quake? My car shook! #
  • 22:11 @catnipandhoney oh my god! I'm glad nothing broke! What a birthday present, though. THANKS EARTH #
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