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  • Sat, 14:36: "surveillance footage shows her CLIMBING A SAFETY RAILING ND HOLDING AN UMBRELLA". unpopular opinion: she's a fucking moron
  • Sun, 08:41: RT @offspring: One difficulty in touring is trying to find a comfortable bog in which to fire the mud-gun. -Noodles
  • Sun, 09:20: RT @PKSubban1: Thought it was worth a tweet... #thechangeup solid flick! Check it out!

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  • Fri, 20:12: I GOT A SORT OF LOVE SECRET AT S_S. WHOOOO YEAH
  • Fri, 22:04: The best thing about doing laundry is that all your favourite stuff is wearable again!
  • Fri, 23:54: I've done nothing but sit at my computer all day. So here's a picture of me wearing three hats...for the last two http://t.co/bGvbBms

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  • Thu, 12:51: RT @funnyoneliners: I only drink socially... Haven't had a sip in months. RT@PatheticPaul
  • Thu, 19:40: We watched a movie. R rating in the US....14A here.....um, there were KIDS in the theatre. One must have been about 5 years old. hmph
  • Thu, 20:25: I learned something. I told Dmitri that my friend Jordaan made music, so he wanted to have a listen. So, Dmitri went on … http://j.mp/qdH4zn
  • Fri, 10:32: I have 250 texts/mo. How many text messages OVER do you think $20.40 is? 204? Fucking text limit bullshit.

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  • Wed, 18:00: man just took a seizure in aisle 87. waiting for the ambulance to come....:(
  • Wed, 18:01: one ambulance already drove past, sirens screaming. what if it was mine?
  • Wed, 18:06: and now, rain. hahahhhaha ok, day, what else?
  • Wed, 19:08: um, no, you cannot open a pack of nnails and take two home to see if they work. are you fucking stupid?
  • Wed, 21:13: @cuntymouth she was trying to nail a rug to a carpet....because we told her tape wouldn't work
  • Wed, 21:37: @aeiouna @cuntymouth WHO ELSE IS ON WELLA AND REJECTED A SUBMISSION RIGHT BEFORE I DID GDI
  • Thu, 12:51: RT @funnyoneliners: I only drink socially... Haven't had a sip in months. RT@PatheticPaul

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  • Mon, 18:30: customer USING A PACKAGE CONTAINING A CEILING LIGHT AS A LADDER, looking for unopened packages. what about the one you are ON
  • Mon, 18:57: also from work: i am apparently too young to know how to get sticky stuff off a floor. orly....
  • Mon, 18:58: work sucks, man; it's just a matter of finding something tolerable.
  • Mon, 20:46: ps straight hair with voluume acheived! 20min hairstyle, no product

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  • Sat, 12:31: RT @HAL9000_: ┏━┓┈╭━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃━┃┈┃┈I'M┈SORRY┈DAVE┈┃ ┃◯┃╱┈BUT┈I┈AM┈AFRAID┈┃ ┃━┃╲┈I┈CAN'T┈DO┈THAT┈┃ ┗━┛┈╰━━━━━━━━━━━╯
  • Sat, 12:52: World’s First Skateboard House | Bored Panda http://t.co/uG5IAQJ via @boredpanda
  • Sat, 12:54: Incredibly Realistic Pencil Drawings by Paul Lung | Bored Panda http://t.co/sWQTuiZ via @boredpanda AKA LOOK AT ALL THE CATS
  • Sat, 12:56: Amazing Sand Drawings on California Beaches | Bored Panda http://t.co/8Y8ocRC via @boredpanda
  • Sat, 13:27: putting liquid liner on and I BLINKED OH GOD NO ALL THAT WORK. No biggie
  • Sat, 13:35: NEW FAVOURITE MASCARA: Maybelline Falsies. Pictures to follow.
  • Sat, 14:08: in which I take an hour to do my face http://j.mp/rcDll7
  • Sun, 02:28: wow, 5 right lanes blocked on a 6-lane highway. ugh, and it's a MAJOR highway. gonna be so tired at work tomorrow
  • Sun, 09:40: why is awake now? had a wonderful dream that i had today and tomorrow off. here's hoping!
  • Sun, 09:58: should have checked my sched: boss gave me 11am start. i will honestly go home rn and nap
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in which I take an hour to do my face

WELL,I was justified in this one: I took a lot of time and slowly slowly did my makeup. I don't leave for another 2 hours, but I still have to do my hair...and what if I messed up my makeup? Well, then, I would have had to do it again and take even more time. So earlier was better, today. please tell me this is ok, because I have 2 hours until we leave, and I still have to do my hairCollapse )

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  • Thu, 12:21: @materiagirl yeah POWER! lol i said it wrong at the store, too. it just doesnt stick in my mind haha
  • Thu, 12:23: @materiagirl mine is a 10yo piece of $20 garbage
  • Thu, 12:27: @materiagirl oooh nice! i will straighten my hair tonight or tomorrow and post results, ok? my hiar's fine and wavy and i think that's y
  • Thu, 12:29: lol answring tweets about hair appliances while i get together 20 fucking gallons of paint #lolworking
  • Thu, 15:15: just wanna go home and play with my flatiron. maybe straighten my eyeballs or sth
  • Thu, 21:17: busy goddamn day tomorrow....bay, walmart, bank, shower, sleep, plaaaaaaann
  • Thu, 22:07: Straightened the BF's hair with the new toy. Um, it works AMAZING. His hair is SUPER PRETTY right now. Tomorrow, shopping for a hair clip.
  • Thu, 22:35: This seriously took me FIVE MINUTES to do, without a mirror! Thank you, Power IQ! http://t.co/BWHNFFt http://t.co/rdiiz7Q
  • Thu, 22:37: Um, don't think the pic works on that last one, so here's a working one. Seriously, FIVE MINUTES with the new toy. http://twitpic.com/64nibg
  • Thu, 22:42: Now that I can straighten my hair properly, I need to learn how to STYLE it haha oops (seriously, I need an updo for Saturday)
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  • Wed, 12:21: @cuntymouth maty has a thing where the butler can stay home with children :D
  • Wed, 12:24: @cuntymouth no :@ ive tried
  • Wed, 12:42: RT @Noah_LC: #thingsidoduringsex make sure the paper bag don't fall off her head
  • Wed, 18:55: OH MY GEEZ I AM STARVING. lol mcdonalds 5 days in a row
  • Wed, 22:44: makeup trial.....um, black eyeshadow is a no......I forget how to do a light, nice, smoky eye
  • Thu, 09:15: My grandma sends some pretty offensive chain emails :| Today's is about how the government shouldn't allow so many immigrants.
  • Thu, 09:17: RT @reddit: I've Done it! [gaming] 473 points, submitted by grishkin [imgur.com] http://redd.it/jfjai
  • Thu, 09:17: RT @atthisvolume: I don't know much about cutting lawns, but according to the guy who was underneath my window this morning, 7:30 is the ...
  • Thu, 09:26: "...people waving flags other than the 'CanadianFlag' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties."
  • Thu, 09:27: "your child's 2nd grade class is Behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English." Those are direct excerpts.
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  • Tue, 11:02: finally awake. work in two hours, but i really needed to catch up on sleep. hello, rainy day

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  • Fri, 12:36: hmmm ripped a button off my work pants. need new pants. comfy ones
  • Fri, 15:40: 88.35hrs worked = $759.57. fuck off. overtime is never worth it
  • Fri, 18:35: @aeiouna @cuntymouth engram? unnless hers was the too-big jo rejected this morning, no. is she able to resubmit?
  • Fri, 18:37: @aeiouna also, i know comment emails havent been working, so if it was a reject, the email could be late
  • Fri, 18:40: @aeiouna yeah, tell her to retry. i wonder how often we lose submissions
  • Fri, 23:54: i work at 9am EVERY SINGLE saturday and sunday. you'd think most of the time, there wouldnt be parties upstairs. with children. at midni
  • Sat, 11:51: and that's what i get for putting shit off! that fucking model call was YESTERDAY. fml fuck me (they took my name and number)

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