I still have no idea where we keep the bread and I'm too embarassed to ask.
How do things like this happen to me?
On the other hand, Lucky Charms are far superior to toast. Unfortunately, I must have them with milk, thus ensuring I have a most uncomfortable night at work.
[edit again] This is, without a doubt, the most terrible bowl of Lucky Charms I have ever had. It's stale, but the marshmallows are MUSH. But I can't bring myself to throw it out. But I also can't eat it.
[one last edit] I totally ate the entire bowl. It was disgusting. Thank you for tuning in.