Wererat? That's ridiculous...I love it. Human by day, but watch out at the full moon for I am the WERERAT and I'll chew holes in things you love!
Blue speedo? Mystique? I like Mystique and all, but I think the speedo just won't do it for her (or me) but a pink vibrator...that's not exciting.
In other exciting things: I can't post comments, download ANYTHING (including msn messenger, which I had to uninstall, including watching things on ebaums world and newgrounds), or use media player on my laptop. Essentially, what I have is a $1500 Microsoft Office-running solitaire machine. How frustrating. I'm going to go cure myself with lunch. Possibly something with fries. And a burger. Or not.
I just sneezed down my tanktop. Yummy.