Lilith of Seducers, the pixie corpse (hidden_kitten) wrote,
Lilith of Seducers, the pixie corpse
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I just woke up...



with a swollen tongue.

I'll let that sink in for a second. Got it? Ok, close your mouth and kind of think about what your tongue's doing while you're breathing. My tongue at the moment fills that entire space inside my teeth (oral cavity??). It is actually more difficult to breathe through my mouth than my nose with this. It's like, a double-thick tongue. And it maketh me thalk like thith. And it's sensitive. I can feel every tiny little nook and cranny in my molars. And the web hurts. Oh, and you can totally see it if I open my mouth or stick my tongue out. Except sticking it out hurts my web.
And you know what I think is the reason for this? My cinnamon gum. Because anything ultra-cinnamon always trashes my tongue. I had one piece of it yesterday and two the day before. It's called 'Inferno' if any of you dare to brave it and risk a vicious tongue-swelling.

This may end up being a bad day.

PS-did not celebrate EFB...maybe a late celebration is in order for tonight. I insist.
Tags: craziness, me
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