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Dear NCAAT

Dear preppy retards:
It is 5 degrees outside. If you continue to insist on wearing flip-flops, I will take it as my civic duty to stomp on your toes and heels.
You dumb morons.
Sincerely, Robyn.

Dear groupmates from ENGL1340 and ENGL1445:
I really am trying to do my work. Interrupting me (and, consequently, the rest of the group) to ask me about my driver's licence, male strippers, tattoos, shoes (or any other articles of clothing), where I go on weekends, and other superficial things, is not appreciated. We could all get better marks if you would shut up and do your portion.
Sincerely, Robyn.

Dear classmates of same classes:
Is it really so freaking hard to turn the sound off on your cell phones? Even to vibrate? Next time I hear your phone ring while I am in class, I will insist on answering it with 'The ignorant person you just called is in class and has been so since September' just before I fling the phone out to the parking lot two stories below.
Sincerely, Robyn

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_strangedays_
23rd Oct, 2006 12:51 (UTC)
hahaha that's so funny, i saw someone wearing flipflops this morning and thought the exact same thing: "Wtf it's almost november... let them go."
hidden_kitten
24th Oct, 2006 22:43 (UTC)
Did you actually think 'wtf?' cause if you did I'm laughing at your internet-addled-ness. Cute. But yeah, flipflops, man.
dragoonsoul
23rd Oct, 2006 14:25 (UTC)
Why are you the expert on male strippers..?
hidden_kitten
24th Oct, 2006 22:42 (UTC)
It was just a random question from a groupmate 'have you ever been to Peppermints [Niagara Falls male strip club]?' This kind of thing happens all the time. Random questions, not male strippers.
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