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My retardedness is 66

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit .
[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[X] People shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug Unintentionally...or I may have cooked it in pasta.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X]You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[X] You have ran around naked in your house/gone streaking
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ummm" is used many times a day.

Multiply the number of things that apply to you by 3, and re-post as "My Restardedness is..."

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dragoonsoul
19th Mar, 2007 05:29 (UTC)
I got 42!
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