Just laugh, because you know I am. In other, stupid, news, I've been playing Fish Tycoon since Friday night. The graphics are crap and I turned the sound off, but I love my little virtual fish. Not nearly as much as I love my real fish, though. I feel terrible about Adonis, especially since I didn't know what went wrong. I threw Boo (amazing little xanthic betta girl) into his tank without cleaning it and she's doing just fine. I need to buy an apple snail for Dave's tank, the new snail's a lazy bum.
Also, please note:
The name Betta (or betta) is pronounced IPA: /ˈbɛtə/. (That is, the first part is the same as the English word bet.) By confusion with the name of the Greek letter beta, the name is often (erroneously) pronounced /ˈbeɪtə/ in American English, and is even often misspelled with one t. The name of the genus is completely unrelated to that of the Greek letter, however, being derived from a local language in Thailand ikan bettah.
SO STOP DOING IT WRONG