Wen I find out which of you did this while we were all supposed to be sleeping, there will be a beatdown. That is a very fragile plant, for one, and, for two, you may have noticed that we have WHITE CARPET.
I'm 90% sure it was you, Clark, since you have a history of this behaviour and Cleo does not. I will talk to you when you remove yourself from the bed.
See you in 6 hours,
 at 1.30, after I watered and cleaned up, the plant was dug up AGAIN. WHITE CARPET AND MUDDY FOOTPRINTS AND MUD. BAD CATS. BAD. I think it's Cleo.