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SO HI LOOK AT THIS SHIT THAT JACLYN AND I COLOURED FROM A GIANT SLEEPING BEAUTY COLOURING BOOK; REVEL IN THEIR GLORY. THEY ARE 13.5" x 19.5" HOLY SHIT HUH?



The king is saying: Yes, yes, tell me I'm king then spank her! The mother is the heroin/crack addict with the green eyeshadow and the other is Sleeping Beauty. The king's crown says King of Lesbians. That's Jaclyn's picture. It's done in Crayola crayons.
Mine is the purple dragon burnin' shit up. He's hetero dragon, and burns shit 'cuz of the slutty lesbianry going on next door. Look at that shit! I used only Laurentien pencil crayons; some of them were shimmery!!!one!
CLICK HERE FOR PREVIOUS ONES!" Too bad we don't still have Jaclyn's old one with baby Wonder Woman with a penis. Also, I coloured more of them tonight, just doodles...racist jokes and pee.

We went to Starbucks. Not only was the traffic TERRIBLE in the Honeymoon Capital (Niagara Falls, for those of you that haven't heard of that particular moniker), but the fucking yuppie-heads in Starbucks gave us dirty scuzzy looks. Every single retard there was dressed the same, had their hair done alike, and the girls had the same makeup. Dirty looks had from every direction while I loudly laughed at all the 'yuppie idiots with the same haircuts' (loudly proclaimed) and how stupid a $5 diaper-smell French press coffee was. Oh man, did we have a blast! I couldn't stop laughing at them! I'm eating a donut right now, and it tastes bad :(

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kingmike1224
15th Feb, 2009 00:04 (UTC)
LOL Thats awesome!!! i love the raging lesbianism going on in the picture.

Starbucks is always like that though
hidden_kitten
15th Feb, 2009 00:32 (UTC)
Before it was RAGING lesbianism, I think it was the queen greeting her daughter, or something. They WERE wearing gowns until joe_loves_tye got to them ;) IF I can find what it looked like originally, you won't believe it. ~mad crayon skillz~