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Ok, so, remember the crazy lady that asked me for money a while back and then yelled FUCK YOU at me when I told her I don't carry cash? I'm 90% sure I almost hit her with my car. She was crossing the street and STOPPED when she saw my car, so I swerved around her and she shook her fists at me (lol). When I got out of my car in front of my house, she was rounding the corner (because this was just around the corner from my place) and said HEY HEY SWEETIE and told me to watch where I was driving. Then I yelled at her WHY DONT YOU WALK ON THE SIDEWALK LOWLIFE? and the woman kept yelling. LOL THEN A COP CAME AROUND THE CORNER AND I YELLED HEY LOWLIFE THE COPS ARE HERE JUST FOR YOU and I thought that was quite clever.....but the cops were ACTUALLY THERE FOR HER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and the cop told us to punch her in the head if she knocks on our doors. unf ilu NRP
oh fuck, dude, sometimes, the ghetto is SWEET

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hidden_kitten
24th Mar, 2009 07:34 (UTC)
Apparently she lives in the house on the corner and will go around in the summer looking for cocaine. This should be a good year, yes?
jester
24th Mar, 2009 13:28 (UTC)
It will be a good year if you keep getting the okay from cops to punch people in the head.
hidden_kitten
24th Mar, 2009 16:47 (UTC)
I just got home and the woman next door to me pushed Crazy Lady down her stairs for kicking her door :D I hope the weekend brings more lols.