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  • 00:54 raise awareness: if you know someone, or been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. No known cure, except a punch in the face. #
  • 03:16 @cuntymouth idk fatties #
  • 16:20 My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Spinnerette (12), Metallica (11) and Justice (3) bit.ly/cY1FaO #
  • 16:59 @simplyn2deep My gramma does....but she also has them tattooed one. You can't even tell! #
  • 21:31 "You ever been flipped off in two different directions at the same time?" -My bf, while flipping me off two-handed with one hand turned. #
  • 22:57 how can you tell me you have deja vu, but everyone dies during it. THAT IS NOT DEJA VU, THAT IS A PREMONITION. Why argue with em about that? #
  • 23:01 .....turns out, his deja vu referenced a DREAM he had, which ended in him killing everyone. THAT IS NOT DEJA VU #
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