- 01:47 all i did was sit around all day and eat. i have only myself to blame #
- 13:33 www.news.com.au/world/fat-and-proud-donn
a-simpson-determined-to-double-273kg-siz e-in-two-years/story-e6frfkyi-1225840957 636 .......no #
- 13:50 @monster2the9s I know :| #
- 13:51 I subscribed to SModcaster's channel on YouTube www.youtube.com/user/SModcaster?feature=a
- 14:24 @harlequeen I know! Don't you want in on that? I want to be paid for that :( #
- 15:49 parked outside work...dnw #
- 18:28 i'm never working with clothes again #
- 19:04 @cuntymouth mcnuggets, bb #
- 20:50 @cuntymouth can i come home now? :'( #
- 23:06 @katrinasimmons nice work, bawls #
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