- 13:04 @1234laymon that's how it was done in my high school. Careful, the stomach REEKS #
- 15:11 Why does my microwave need to spin my food? Will reheated foods be more edible if they're spun? #
- 15:23 #nowplaying Metallica - Fuel #
- 18:19 CD 2 ignore my palmist nightmare and enjoy the colours flic.kr/p/7PT14d #
- 18:20 @aeiouna My oven should spin. #
- 19:18 MTS2: you're not funny, not one bit. #
- 21:35 @catnipandhoney please tell me that, for some miraculous reason, you are not watching American Idol to make you say that......please? #
- 23:52 Just ate an entire big can of peaches...do I feel good or bad about this? #
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Choose one. I like the one I had the other night where I had a beard.