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  • 05:22 You are working hard to overcome your shyness now, for traveli... More for Cancer twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
  • 11:19 Photo: (via loserdick) Probably the greatest part of the New Testament: DJ Jesus. tumblr.com/xre8d6rdx #
  • 12:03 @catnipandhoney They're fake, but oh so nice! #
  • 12:04 I need Jurassic Park flute sheet music. Anyone know a site where I can get sheet music? #
  • 12:06 @catnipandhoney It would be nice, if they weren't so tricky! I have probably 4 sets just sitting, waiting, but they're not for every day... #
  • 12:37 "What the scientists were really studying was if there were genes that keep some people from getting fat. Turns out, there are." I KNEW IT #
  • 13:05 Ok, so, I have to have Gold to access Twitter on my XBOX. Well, then. When I get money (lots of it) expect posts of gameplay. #
  • 14:05 There should really be an award for @Oatmeal's CussO' Meter.
    theoatmeal.com/quizzes/twitter_cuss #
  • 14:07 I am 35% addicted to Twitter su.pr/1b72Ly from the incredible @oatmeal #
  • 14:30 How is it only 2.30? I feel like I've been up for 12 hours already. #
  • 14:31 Photo: graffitihersoul: I like it because it has a blinky. tumblr.com/xre8ddnbn #
  • 14:31 @harlequeen haha I knew you'd do that one! Are you less addicted than you thought? #
  • 14:48 Photo: fuckyeahslightlyamusing: Aw :( tumblr.com/xre8de9zl #
  • 19:04 @catnipandhoney Only good place around is Golden Horseshoe in St Cath. They're the only place that won't carry stainless steel. #
  • 19:12 @catnipandhoney 1.bp.blogspot.com/_UVk-LD6UPVc/R_2nq1hikeI/AAAAAAAABZM/LNq9_YTf1Jk/s400/moose+tracks.jpg #
  • 19:17 @catnipandhoney Golden Horseshoe has implant-grade stainless, which isn't completely inert, but definitely great. No titanium in NR. #
  • 19:18 @catnipandhoney If you end up going and buying a lot, they will cut you a huge deal. Like, massive. #
  • 19:21 @catnipandhoney lol, not massive quantities, massive deals! #
  • 19:24 @catnipandhoney Oh, 4 or 5 is plenty! I went in for two things and paid $20. No big deal. One of my third ones closed :/ #
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