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  • 08:36 wow im so glad i barely slept :/ #
  • 08:41 All day to myself. Probably going to fix my computer, which will take roughly 5 hours >:( #
  • 08:44 Ha i just figured out how to have music playing while i use my phone (it was really obvious) #
  • 08:50 {(:D [(:D <l:D $(:D %(:D i've decided smilies need hats. the last one has a bow (aretha) and the one before has flowers? #
  • 08:56 @cuntymouth COME BACK TO YOUR COMPUTER #
  • 08:59 omg i have to pee sooo bad #
  • 10:21 @cuntymouth ENZO HAD TO USE MY PHONE OK #
  • 10:44 @cuntymouth it wouldnt turn on #
  • 10:47 @cuntymouth lol :$ im waiting for him todecide what to eat :/ #
  • 10:50 @cuntymouth omfg the bathroom STILL smells like fresh cat pee D: fuvking disgusting bathroom floor #
  • 10:53 @cuntymouth lol :$ #
  • 10:55 @cuntymouth i put my shoes on and he went to bed :@ gdi sooo windy outside and my bedroom window whistles :@:@ #
  • 11:14 @cuntymouth i want to...but i wanted to do it when he wasn't around...and i don't think he's leaving #
  • 11:16 @cuntymouth ikr i think he actually fell asleep. so much for breakfast. #
  • 11:18 @cuntymouth haha :$ get me a muumuu #
  • 11:21 @cuntymouth omg his phone rang. he's getting grief for NOTHING #
  • 12:16 @cuntymouth well we're going on a call #
  • 12:19 @cuntymouth omgh the dollar store had such CUTE dinosaur stuff :$ #
  • 13:16 Bit my tongue again, second time in a week. I now have a 1cm gash in my tongue. #
  • 14:44 apparently i press my tongue against my teeth, because the edges of my tongue look scalloped if i sit and play games #
  • 14:59 how do people not use a harness instead of choking their dogs with collars?? harnesses give MUCH more control of your dog :/ #
  • 15:52 o hi this neighbourhood is extremely wealthy.... #
  • 17:05 omgomg i found MR BUMP BANDAGES #
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