- 09:14 Photo: sofapizza: I am going to die from laughing so hard omfg tumblr.com/xre9zf49d #
- 16:21 ffs omg hours of this fffuuuuuuu #
- 16:25 ffs his dad brought him some small drums from cuba more fucking junk in the house #
- 19:10 um how does closed captioning not keep up with a national anthem? you shouldn't need to HEAR IT to write it... #
- 19:23 my boyfriend bleeps his fucks in public. come out like "f_ing" #
- 20:05 note to self: rock lobster and lump! #
- 21:25 hey halak, how bout next time you save about 4 more goals than this time? #
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3.14159: to 5 decimal places, because I round to tenths or hundredths after calculation, so using 5 after gives me an answer in the accuracy I…
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Choose one. I like the one I had the other night where I had a beard.