Today's fuck-ass Tweets
- 28th May, 2010 at 11:55 PM
- 07:15 apparently we are leaving torrents on all day? #
- 08:18 it's a really tough decision between my current favourite video game and one of my all-time favourite books (bsc100 kristy's worst idea) #
- 09:07 i've been thinking a lot about the farmer in the dell. i always wanted to be the cat or the cheese. what the hell is wrong with me? #
- 09:09 (\/) i i (\/) heehee crab #
- 09:14 @cuntymouth >^..^< here is a kitty. it wants your dinner #
- 09:27 @cuntymouth omg lol my mom on my fb status #
- 09:28 @cuntymouth the obvious choice is jurassic park #
- 09:29 If you learn anything from my twitter, let it be that you shouldn't ask me for book or movie recs: i will tell you jurassic park every time #
- 09:32 i wish i still had congo :( and timeline, that one's awesome (shitty movie though) #
- 09:32 @cuntymouth wat, too scary...of course, i'm so thrilled by OMG DINOSAURS to be scared...how about finding nemo #
- 09:42 @cuntymouth hahaha twitter is ridiculous for that shit. talk about the simpsons and you'll get the same #
- 09:44 @cuntymouth omg lol :D MONEY DOLLARS CASH BILLS $100 LOTS #
- 12:23 i ate a donut but it did nothing I AM STARVING and I only have $3 #
- 12:25 wow, vulnerable is sitting at a busy intersection wearing a tank top. it's hot, though :( #
- 12:29 If I put my lip ring in, people don't talk to me and I like it. stfu city people dnw your weird (lol me) #
- 12:32 i need a do-over :/ I haven't dressed like me in years #
- 12:48 does the ipad have a purpose? #
- 12:54 keep forgetting to bring my sweater outside with me....i need it to sit :( #
- 12:55 ugh the outdoors keeps spewing stuff on meeeeeeee #
- 13:03 i must look like a dickhead sitting at a corner on the edge of a garden playing my ds. s'ok, i took video #
- 13:13 ok bugs you win i am going back to my car :( #
- 16:03 @harlequeen oh my GOD I wish I had gotten your earlier tweet to my phone O_o hahahahahahahahahaha # (in reply to "@fapfapmofo So last night I had a dream that I made a sex tape with Enzo and he put it on facebook.")
- 20:13 @kyrstendanielle Dothey even CARRY that size there? It seems uncommon. Every time they measure me, they tell me 34B, and I'm not a 34B. #
- 20:51 Photo: sofapizza: omg lol irl I HATE WHEN RAISINS DO THIS TO ME tumblr.com/xreambrgd #
- 21:04 @kyrstendanielle 32C. La Vie en Rose doesn't even CARRY it, and I've found a total of three bras in an entire La Senza store. Need VS :/ #
- 21:16 I knew a milkshake was a bad idea :( #
- 21:19 House to myself tonight....after I drop him off, of course. #
- 21:23 @aeiouna If it's 8-bit music, I love it. Any other music is terrible. What game? #
- 21:24 @harlequeen I'm lactose-intolerant :( It smells bad :( #
- 22:51 @kyrstendanielle Canada lacks Target :/ Sad, really, because Target is wonderful. Can you find yours there? #
- 23:11 @aeiouna I don't think we'll ever get it. Kind of like that you guys will never have Zellers...because they're nearly the same. Red logos... #
- 23:13 I wish I had some junk food that wasn't ice cream :( #
- 23:49 @kyrstendanielle I've seen 28s and 30s at La Senza, only A-cups. #
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