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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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THIS ENTRY HAS PICTURES DIRECTLY IN IT OOH AAH



  • 05:38 well....still by myself :( #
  • 06:44 Photo: fuckyeahpokememe: tumblr.com/xreb6mbb4 #
  • 06:49 Q:How many rubik's cubes do you own and what do you do w... A:I have 11 Rubik's cubes and one 12-sided monstrosity t... 4ms.me/deR1YR #
  • 08:15 Q:Ever been out of Canada? A:I used to be all the time, when I lived near the border (I could smell Buffalo, and I'l... 4ms.me/cS7T3U #
  • 08:34 My cats have been really chummy lately. Conspiracy = yes #
  • 08:46 Q:What's your favourite Krispy Kreme? A:We don't have that in Canada! I've seen a box of them once, though, and the... 4ms.me/d2w4l7 #
  • 09:36 how funny that he answers all my messages except the one asking why his phone goes straight to voicemail #
  • 10:38 been up since 5.45.....it's 10.45 and i still haven't eaten guuuuhhh my metabolism can't handle this #
  • 10:41 if he won't wear the pants, /I/ will, and it won't be pretty (i'll need like three belts for this) #
  • 10:45 @harlequeen they're metaphorical, but i figured i'd try for some humour...since i am taking the pants by force #
  • 10:48 @harlequeen i am going to make these pants my bitch #
  • 10:49 brb loling 2 death over what i jaust tweeted to @harlequeen #
  • 11:01 dear today: please speed up the next hour. I promise not to complain about the next time i am bored. #
  • 11:23 I favorited a YouTube video -- Fredryk Phox youtu.be/3-hLgKPQQtY?a #
  • 11:37 ew my belly button is dirty :( #
  • 11:40 WELL HERE I AM AT YONGE ST AND YONGE BLVD (foursquare is not sms-enabled in canada) #
  • 11:51 if i am driving to a destination, i only make stops along the way if they are directly on my path....am i alone in this? #
  • 11:55 my hair = dry #
  • 12:23 omg mcdonalds hilarity over salad dresseng CHILI LIME? #
  • 12:41 I LOVE MY GAS-GUZZLING POLLUTIOMOBILE!!! hummers should not be available to civilians #
  • 13:02 alcoholics perpetually smell boozy. it's disgusting. (in other news, i will chain him to the toilet if he doesn't smarten up) #
  • 13:05 how much alcohol would a 200lb male have to consume to still reek at 1pm? science and math, yeah! #
  • 13:20 ....what kind of idiot throws an open bag of nutf into the backseat of a car? sick of cleaning up messes #
  • 13:22 apparently my front seats fling upright with enough velocity to give me QUITE a headache. oops #
  • 13:25 i wish i had someone to go to the store with meeeeee #
  • 13:31 my call history goes back to mar 31 /2009/ which is pretty much when i got this phone. shows how many calls i make (one every other week) #
  • 13:32 lol no outgoing calls from june 15 to july 28. clearly i have many friends #
  • 14:20 omg MUUUULLLLEEEEEEEEEET! oh supersexyman come to me #
  • 14:21 ive GOT to get faster with the camera #
  • 14:27 ABSOLUTLEY NOT, MY FRIEND: THIS WAS ONE RED-HOT HAIRDO #
  • 15:05 wow drinking an entire huge pop (and a half) to yourself is apparently a bad idea. #gottago #







  • 15:09 all that being home alone and i finally get out and all i want is to go home #theoutsideworldisaterrifyingplace #
  • 15:12 i have run the gamut of emotions today, already, so being silly right now is just fine. #wtfGamutisnthatanxman #
  • 15:24 if you're going to cause your shirt to stretch, please let it happen in the chest, not the stomach D: #buttongaps #
  • 17:12 Q:Do you watch/like NHL? A:Does the sun shine? ;) I usually cheer for the Canadiens, but I'll watch whatever game ha... 4ms.me/b6eTjC #
  • 17:13 Q:So what you gonna do then? A:About what? 4ms.me/dklRTc #
  • 17:19 Photo: (via movieoftheday) tumblr.com/xreb7ismw #
  • 17:19 Photo: theyahooanswers: tumblr.com/xreb7issd #
  • 17:19 Audio: movieoftheday: tumblr.com/xreb7isvy #
  • 17:19 Photo: (via movieoftheday) tumblr.com/xreb7iswm #
  • 17:22 I uploaded a YouTube video -- failcubing.wmv youtu.be/YvFUWMxfsyo?a #



  • Also, this parking garage IS AWEAOME I WAS UNDERGROUND WHEN I TOOK THIS PICTURE WHOA COOL THERE'S A GARDEN

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I would like to add that this is my favourite Twitter post ever, based on the hilariousness of my trending/hashtag usage.

Comments

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skittlebox
9th Jun, 2010 08:40 (UTC)
omg you're a fatty gtfo
hidden_kitten
9th Jun, 2010 08:41 (UTC)
it was to show my peebelly :( THAT WAS ALL PEE
dragoonsoul
9th Jun, 2010 18:25 (UTC)
Yay McDonalds!
hidden_kitten
13th Jun, 2010 07:39 (UTC)
Indeed!
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