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  • 00:57 you know what would be bad? if i went swimming and farted in the pool but had diarrhea. how embarassing would that be? #
  • 00:58 my midnight texts are about pooping because i don't care #
  • 01:21 @catnipandhoney Ack! That is a very bad thing!! #
  • 01:32 Are you an introvert or an extrovert? — Very heavily an introvert. I have all the classic signs: exhaustion in hig… 4ms.me/bmVz8g #
  • 01:33 What video game have you played the most? — By hours clocked, Oblivion. On a more lifetime replay level, probably … 4ms.me/d7PTJp #
  • 01:34 Would you rather get up early or sleep late? — It doesn't matter, as long as I get my 7 hours. I am old, and 9am i… 4ms.me/bXy74g #
  • 01:34 Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the abili… — Tough question! I would LOVE to fly and get away from … 4ms.me/bvnBw8 #
  • 01:36 What was your favorite toy to play with as a child? — I don't really recall, because I wasn't really a toy kid. I … 4ms.me/9aCxPW #
  • 08:58 Video: fuckyeahbeatles: Yeah…If you actually listen to the song, it is simply Moonlight Sonata played... tumblr.com/xrecpwwx8 #
  • 09:45 Why Germans will win the world cup - symmetry: tumblr.com/xrecpz8lt #
  • 11:54 gas station attendant shouldn't be heard complimenting my ass on my way out...... #
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