Lilith of Seducers, the pixie corpse (hidden_kitten) wrote,
Lilith of Seducers, the pixie corpse

Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 07:48 Photo: (via lovegifs) Ooh, the lips #
  • 07:50 Photo: fuckyeahmath: #
  • 07:52 Photo: (via fuckyeahbeatles) #
  • 07:55 East Coast is Too Hot for the Hot Tub - watercoolerjokes: Try harder, God…I have faith in you. *cue guffaw* #
  • 08:02 Photo: (via fuckyeahbeatles) #
  • 08:02 Photo: pokemonforthewin: I can’t not reblog a cute Bulbasaur. God, I love Bulbasaur. #
  • 10:23 how do you have a business phone and a personal one and forget them BOTH when on the way to a jobsite. fucking ridiculous #
  • 10:48 another 34 degree plus humidity morning WITH NO BREEZE #
  • 10:52 what colour is chartreuse and why do i always think it's red? #
  • 10:55 @harlequeen oh ew. it has such a nice name, too #
  • 11:00 @cuntymouth that is the WORST section of the colour wheel :( even poop colours are better #
  • 11:53 @cuntymouth you still awake? #
  • 12:07 i love my purse so much i just want to rub it all over myself it's so soft and blue and squishy #
  • 14:46 all of the traits he dislikes in his mother, he exhibits. overreaction and extreme dramaticism are daily events #
  • 15:11 if i could get a tan from just sitting in the heat, i'd have turned black three days ago. turns out, i just flush horribly #
  • 15:15 @harlequeen it happens, sometimes #
  • 15:16 ok i read a 300-page book while waiting. now i am bored. #
  • 15:24 well at least this is the last day of a week-long heat wave, right? i wish i lived near free swimming #
  • 15:26 how can people not crack their car windows in this kind of heat? god, don't you know a/c is bad for your blood? #
  • 15:27 i want a dog SO BAD, but my one cat will kill and eat a puppy with no regrets #
  • 15:42 i am currently peeing #
  • 15:57 wow, mcd's cinnamon melts are dangerous #
  • 15:59 oh. my. god. two parents pulled around BEHIND mcdonald's to have their three boys pee on a garbage can. fucking animals, i swear #
  • 16:01 parental miscreants. they must have emptied 5pounds of garbage and pizza boxes, too #
  • 16:25 @harlequeen hahaha cute #
  • 17:21 don't tell me "soon" and then make me wait another hour. just tell me HOW LONG #
  • 17:22 omg get my car, then home to shower and shave because i feel like big foot in hawaii #
  • 18:59 @meannejeanne IT IS the colour of tennis balls!! Thank you! (I don't get replies on my phone, so this is late) #
  • 19:07 here's hoping i didn't just poop my towel! (all farts feel wet when you're fresh outta the shower) #
  • 23:46 Undies on inside-out AGAIN #
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