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  • 11:28 i'm so fierce, i use lower case letter when solving word puzzles. the world cannot handle me #
  • 12:11 "slid" is suck an incredibly awkward word. say it twice in a row, you'll get it #
  • 13:59 looks like i am going to sally's for remover and pro-grade light copper dye, if i want this colour to stay #
  • 15:52 lol there was a rabbi walking down the street in full gear. do i feel bad or not for yelling PIIIIIIIMMMMMP with my windows shut? #
  • 16:22 @harlequeen eeeewwww and that is precisely why i will never work in an office again. i never fake nice #
  • 17:07 i love when we think we have an early day and then we still end up having to drive rush hour traffic. ugh toronto #
  • 17:19 hmmmm one of my lower teeth is loose.... #
  • 17:24 :( my tummy has a sad #
  • 17:29 @harlequeen this is the first day in nearly a week that i haven't had that temperature #
  • 17:30 WHY DO PEOPLE USE THOSE RETRACTIBLE LEASHES THE POINT OF A LEASH IS TO CONTROL THE DOG #
  • 19:40 There's a difference tumblr.com/xred34rwo #
  • 21:49 @harlequeen I want to see it SO BAD #
  • 23:33 Photo: (via lovegifs) ASSHOLE! SLUT! tumblr.com/xred3l9pw #
  • 23:41 Photo: (via fuckyeahsupereffective) Are you telling me I need to replay this so I can see for myself that he... tumblr.com/xred3lw23 #
  • 23:52 ♥ Less Talk More Rokk by Freezepop #lastfm: bit.ly/2Aoput amazon: amzn.to/QdcPa #
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