Lilith of Seducers, the pixie corpse (hidden_kitten) wrote,
Lilith of Seducers, the pixie corpse

Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 00:37 @ThatKevinSmith That's awesome! #
  • 01:29 Overheard: Texts with Kristy - Me: How are things up there? I think I am melting. Kristy: It's melting... #
  • 01:35 Dear male idiots on the internet: females are not on the internet solely to webcam with strangers. Stop asking. #
  • 01:35 (99% of those idiots do not believe that I am using a messenger client that does not support cams, because they see me as using their client #
  • 12:32 I'm so glad my cat likes to sink her claws into my back while I'm sitting. #
  • 14:57 I favorited a YouTube video -- How to trick people into thinking you're good looking #
  • 20:43 i found lobster-flavoured forthcoming #
  • 21:40 @meannejeanne We have ketchup, yes, but the lobster ones I found are imported for the multinational food aisle of the store. Pic shortly #
  • 23:01 uuggghhh America's Funniest Home videos song stuck in my head. Yeah, from when @bobsaget still hosted. And guess what? Now you do, too. #
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