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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 11:45 Canada is tredning #nhlcupcakes and it's super lols. I will never ever look at Worldwide TTs again. #
  • 11:45 Hello, letter transpostition! #
  • 13:05 Ok, "legit" isn't a word, but I let you have it. "Legitly", though, can burn in hell and take "legit" with it. #
  • 13:11 FUCK RT @loudtweeter loudtwitter domain expires today... I don't plan on renewing it. #
  • 13:23 My Twitter account is worth $25! What's yours worth? WhatsMyTwitterAccountWorth.com #
  • 13:24 What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/9 from @oatmeal #
  • 14:23 Why do I code an italic "I" when I can just use /? #
  • 14:24 @atthisvolume0 I did! omg I LOVE bad jokes! #
  • 14:43 NOTE: I do not consider myself IN AMERICA because I am on the internet. My ass STAYS in Canada. #
  • 15:19 Goign to a job site....expect tweets from my phone... #
  • 15:22 I can't find my pencil :( #
  • 19:04 Ugh I feel like such a dirtbag. #
  • 19:06 What do you do with a sick boat? theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/97 from @oatmeal holllyyy shiiiiit #
  • 19:15 oh shit I have to go to the bank NOW NOW NOW if I don't want a late payment fee #
  • 19:31 Bank and back before my screensaver came on. #
  • 19:42 I deserve cake. *gets* #
  • 19:46 omg window-washer kid in TO was hilarious. BF crabbing at me for not knowing I had money to pay a bill: not so much. #
  • 20:19 Cracked.com says I’m the Carrie Fisher version of awesome. Take the quiz to see your match!: bit.ly/dC2kSZ via @addthis #
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