- Sat, 14:39: no, actually, it's NOT OK to ask me questions about paint on my lunch. and it's "fig-yer" not "figger"
- Sat, 14:49: where i work, we have a sign on our plant display: "Not sure how to care for it? Google it!" and I think that's awesome ha
- Sat, 16:58: funny, i dont remember putting on my underwear inside out...yet, there it is
- Sat, 17:05: i have gas.
- Sat, 20:40: Read my response to "What are you procrastinating right now?": http://4ms.me/mmy6Tj
- Sat, 21:57: I am not a robot.
- Sat, 22:48: lol we're watching fern gully :D better than disney
- Sun, 00:06: @cuntymouth lol the movie reminded me that there is a lizard called GOANNA. i thought it was moniter
- Sun, 08:22: fuck you, 9am shift. dnw to be at work open-close
- Sun, 10:09: this is way too soon into a shift for first break. fuck, my leg is so itchy!
Sat, 12:31: RT @ HAL9000_: ┏━┓┈╭━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃━┃┈┃┈I'M┈SORRY┈DAVE┈┃ ┃◯┃╱┈BUT┈I┈AM┈AFRAID┈┃ ┃━┃╲┈I┈CAN'T┈DO┈THAT┈┃ ┗━┛┈╰━━━━━━━━━━━╯ Sat,…
WELL,I was justified in this one: I took a lot of time and slowly slowly did my makeup. I don't leave for another 2 hours, but I still have to do my…
Thu, 12:21: @ materiagirl yeah POWER! lol i said it wrong at the store, too. it just doesnt stick in my mind haha Thu, 12:23: @…