.:: Have you ever smoked heroin?
.:: Do you own a gun?
.:: Have you ever been arrested?
.:: no, but i was threatend by a woman that she would get the cops after me
.:: How many of your friends have committed suicide?
.:: Do you shave your crotch?
.:: whever it starts velcroing to my underwear
.:: Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?
.:: Who is your favorite villain?
.:: Pesci or Devito?
.:: pesci...that little man has a great voice
.:: Do you ever punch yourself?
.:: Have you ever killed an animal?
.:: Are you Irish?
.:: not that i know of
.:: Who would you punch if you could?
.:: What do you think of hot dogs?
.:: good with beans
.:: What's your favorite Christmas song?
.:: i hate christmas music...merry xmas
.:: What is your favorite smell?
.:: yeast rings
.:: What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
.:: water lately
.:: Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
.:: What's your favorite college football team?
.:: ergh...i don't do football
.:: Do you do pushups?
.:: no, i do pushup
.:: Do you ever fantasize about murder?
.:: yes, a lot
.:: Have you ever done ecstasy?
.:: Are you straight edge?(no sex, no drugs, no smoking)
.:: i have sex...i didnt realize sexless was included in straight-edge
.:: Are you vegan?
.:: not by far
.:: Do you shoplift?
.:: Whats the last thing you stole?
.:: i dont know..i tried to steal $20 from kristy while she watched
.:: Do you ski or snowboard?
.:: i dont like broken limbs
.:: What do you think of mustaches?
.:: my dad also has one and therefore ew (christina, this is why we're friends)
.:: Do you use hair gel?
.:: i use 'setique spray' if im so inclined
.:: Do you sniff cocaine?
.:: Who is your favorite serial killer?
.:: i wish it was me. id love to go on a killing spree
.:: Do you believe in bigfoot?
.:: no, but that doesnt make me any less scared of him
.:: Have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf?
.:: if you count dan miller as my friend, then yes? <- ditto for ben
.:: Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
.:: mid...* yeah...who remembers victoria day weekend 2002?
.:: Have you been shot?
.:: with the flu virus
.:: Have you ever been hospitalized?
.:: yes, on occasion for my eye and traitor uterus
.:: Do you like painkillers?
.:: yes, they're amazing...take advil liquigels when you dont need to. got me through a shift
.:: What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
.:: apparently my chest, although i dont know it. id rather it be my sarcastic humour
.:: Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?
.:: Do you own a knife?
.:: i dont know where it went. ill get a new one
.:: Have you played ghettopoly?
.:: Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
.:: no, i refrain from thinking about those places.
.:: Do you have A.D.D.?
.:: most likely..where do i go to get diagnosed?
.:: Have you ever had a head injury?
.:: probably..i smacked my head off a shelf at work and talked funny for the next 4 hours
.:: How many virgins have you slept with?
.:: Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
.:: i do actually, something to talk about</j-cut>