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  • Wed, 12:21: @cuntymouth maty has a thing where the butler can stay home with children :D
  • Wed, 12:24: @cuntymouth no :@ ive tried
  • Wed, 12:42: RT @Noah_LC: #thingsidoduringsex make sure the paper bag don't fall off her head
  • Wed, 18:55: OH MY GEEZ I AM STARVING. lol mcdonalds 5 days in a row
  • Wed, 22:44: makeup trial.....um, black eyeshadow is a no......I forget how to do a light, nice, smoky eye
  • Thu, 09:15: My grandma sends some pretty offensive chain emails :| Today's is about how the government shouldn't allow so many immigrants.
  • Thu, 09:17: RT @reddit: I've Done it! [gaming] 473 points, submitted by grishkin [imgur.com] http://redd.it/jfjai
  • Thu, 09:17: RT @atthisvolume: I don't know much about cutting lawns, but according to the guy who was underneath my window this morning, 7:30 is the ...
  • Thu, 09:26: "...people waving flags other than the 'CanadianFlag' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties."
  • Thu, 09:27: "your child's 2nd grade class is Behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English." Those are direct excerpts.
  • Thu, 11:47: why does my new flatiron have a warning that it can burn eyeballs? who put a fucking 200 degree machine near their fucking eyeball?
  • Thu, 11:52: WOW this flatiron is good! it's only warm to the touch and straighteened my hair in one swipe. best $55 i ever spent