- Mon, 18:30: customer USING A PACKAGE CONTAINING A CEILING LIGHT AS A LADDER, looking for unopened packages. what about the one you are ON
- Mon, 18:57: also from work: i am apparently too young to know how to get sticky stuff off a floor. orly....
- Mon, 18:58: work sucks, man; it's just a matter of finding something tolerable.
- Mon, 20:46: ps straight hair with voluume acheived! 20min hairstyle, no product
THIS GIF TO THIS SONG oh god and it works to Walk by Foo Fighters, too, but the hilarity is INCOMPARABLE to Run-DMC
Sun, 16:35: laughed about thinking about laughing at my own fart. this is a strange new low for me. Sun, 17:59: coworker today said my bf…
Sun, 15:43: i want to sit around annd do nothing tonight. no good movies out, nothin on tv (perhaps it's #businesstime) Sun, 15:45: @…