- Wed, 18:00: man just took a seizure in aisle 87. waiting for the ambulance to come....:(
- Wed, 18:01: one ambulance already drove past, sirens screaming. what if it was mine?
- Wed, 18:06: and now, rain. hahahhhaha ok, day, what else?
- Wed, 19:08: um, no, you cannot open a pack of nnails and take two home to see if they work. are you fucking stupid?
- Wed, 21:13: @cuntymouth she was trying to nail a rug to a carpet....because we told her tape wouldn't work
- Wed, 21:37: @aeiouna @cuntymouth WHO ELSE IS ON WELLA AND REJECTED A SUBMISSION RIGHT BEFORE I DID GDI
- Thu, 12:51: RT @funnyoneliners: I only drink socially... Haven't had a sip in months. RT@PatheticPaul
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