- Wed, 18:20: let out a huge burp. turned around to see an elderly woman. apologised. will not be the last time i belch at work
- Wed, 20:59: 25 fucking minutes with a womann for her to finally tell me to SHOP FOR HER. FUCK YOU I MAKE MINIMUM WAGE
- Wed, 20:59: idgaf you're showing the apt tomorrow MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAINTED EARLIER FUCKNUT
- Wed, 21:26: this storm is awesome!
- Thu, 09:07: Read my response to "Do you believe in karma?": http://t.co/JSoYLFE
- Thu, 10:22: RT @McD_Canada: #Storms last night in #Toronto were crazy. You can barely see skyline in the background of this photo http://t.co/F8a7EE ...
- Thu, 11:10: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, “Kurt is up in heaven now.” That's my favorite joke.
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