- Wed, 18:20: let out a huge burp. turned around to see an elderly woman. apologised. will not be the last time i belch at work
- Wed, 20:59: 25 fucking minutes with a womann for her to finally tell me to SHOP FOR HER. FUCK YOU I MAKE MINIMUM WAGE
- Wed, 20:59: idgaf you're showing the apt tomorrow MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAINTED EARLIER FUCKNUT
- Wed, 21:26: this storm is awesome!
- Thu, 09:07: Read my response to "Do you believe in karma?": http://t.co/JSoYLFE
- Thu, 10:22: RT @McD_Canada: #Storms last night in #Toronto were crazy. You can barely see skyline in the background of this photo http://t.co/F8a7EE ...
- Thu, 11:10: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, “Kurt is up in heaven now.” That's my favorite joke.
THIS GIF TO THIS SONG oh god and it works to Walk by Foo Fighters, too, but the hilarity is INCOMPARABLE to Run-DMC
Sat, 13:00: paint cann popped in the shaker :( now i am grey Sat, 13:17: @ atthisvolume laughing at my misfortune (it's shimmery)…
Fri, 14:43: *sigh* LJ slow/not loading for anyone else? Glad I didn't PAY for my account. Fri, 22:52: RT @ Loshdogg: @ RealGilbert I have…