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My tweets

  • Tue, 17:06: 5 hours down, 6 to go. my feet hurt. but two days off after this! have to fill the tint machine still. somehow.
  • Tue, 20:23: someone PLEASE remind me to call this bridal magazine ad tomorrow! i need to start again!
  • Tue, 21:35: it's tuesday, right? well i am pooping at work. i hate it.
  • Tue, 21:53: ugh still an hour left. sooo sore
  • Tue, 22:19: we're pretty much done. clean, labels, faced, stocked. what will we do for 40min? D:
  • Tue, 22:57: @cuntymouth I JUST GOT OFF WORK OK GDI FUCKING RUSHING ME
  • Tue, 22:58: and i am going straight to bed for a massage
  • Tue, 22:58: @cuntymouth maybe a cat hit my mouse or sth nbd
  • Tue, 23:00: @cuntymouth MAYBE IT WAS ALL THOSE PHISHING LINKS YOU SENT ME. make sure i call the bridal mag tomorrow ok
  • Tue, 23:01: @cuntymouth your today, my tomorrow. problem solved
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My tweets

  • Wed, 14:41: fucking collections :( after this break, just 6.5hrs left then 2 days off
  • Wed, 14:47: made paint for nail salon owners. they gave me a card when they saw my hands, asking me who does my nails. UM I DO, because im not stupi
  • Wed, 17:18: @cuntymouth i would like to hear more about this rocket clock
  • Wed, 17:19: dumped via text: welcome to the 21st century of assholes, ma!
  • Wed, 17:30: full page about twitter in the paper. no, don't censor it; and it shouldn't be involved in your job application process
  • Wed, 17:31: @atthisvolume look up today's issue of Metro News. page 8 is entirely about Twitter. mob mentality, celebs gone wrong, potential emplyoe
  • Wed, 17:35: @atthisvolume oh god no! my ma's bf broke up with her via text while he was on vacation! good thing; i hated him >:(
  • Wed, 17:37: @atthisvolume IKR! she said it on her facebook and i was lik, are you kidding? good riddance to bad rubbish and all that
  • Wed, 19:22: @catnipandhoney ahahahahahaha just burst into laughter irl. once i saw the rsvp return address, i knew i should use code ;)
  • Wed, 19:29: @catnipandhoney hahaha i actually had a tough time writing it! you'll see where i messed up a bit (oops).......spykyb clut ;D
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4x 30-Day Memes, Day 7

Meme 1: 30 Days of ME (because I am a narcissist)
Day 7: My BFF


skittlebox. My LJ note for her reads "faggot bitch loserdick assburgerface; has a perpetual boner; my sausage mcmuffin". All of that means something to me/us, and is really only missing UNREAL SPERAMAXING to be complete. I haven't talked to her much lately and it's shit :(

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Meme 2: Regular 30-Day Meme
Day 7: A picture that makes me happy




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Meme 3: 30 Days of Music
Day 7: A song that reminds me of a certain event




High school grad.

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21 Days of Favourite Pokemon
Day 7: Poison




James's pokemon in the anime. omfg I love Koffing "KOFFIIIIIINNNNNNGGG" awwww he loved James. Also, Koffing is tough as fucking balls.

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Pokemon: Bulbasaur

Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 00:37 tweetphoto.com/31789852 @ThatKevinSmith That's awesome! #
  • 01:29 Overheard: Texts with Kristy - Me: How are things up there? I think I am melting. Kristy: It's melting... tumblr.com/xred3ujuq #
  • 01:35 Dear male idiots on the internet: females are not on the internet solely to webcam with strangers. Stop asking. #
  • 01:35 (99% of those idiots do not believe that I am using a messenger client that does not support cams, because they see me as using their client #
  • 12:32 I'm so glad my cat likes to sink her claws into my back while I'm sitting. #
  • 14:57 I favorited a YouTube video -- How to trick people into thinking you're good looking youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk?a #
  • 20:43 i found lobster-flavoured chips....pictures forthcoming #
  • 21:40 @meannejeanne We have ketchup, yes, but the lobster ones I found are imported for the multinational food aisle of the store. Pic shortly #
  • 21:41 yfrog.com/bfkmmj LOBSTER FLAVOUR CHIPS #
  • 23:01 uuggghhh America's Funniest Home videos song stuck in my head. Yeah, from when @bobsaget still hosted. And guess what? Now you do, too. #
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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 07:06 Metallica S&M gives me CHILLS #
  • 07:36 and the man in the back said everyone attack and then it turned into a ballroom blitz #nowplaying #
  • 16:58 Photo: fuckyeahpokememe: omg panel four stop making me laugh so much tumblr.com/xre8qx78b #
  • 18:04 @catnipandhoney Um, whoa. #
  • 18:07 @iglados you are so insightful #
  • 18:32 @catnipandhoney whoa last.fm why aren't we friends on there yet #
  • 19:05 @catnipandhoney Most likely because, before, online life was not discussed with our RL friends. We live online, now, though. Ha. #
  • 20:05 Am I the only person that can control the volume of their voice when wearing headphones? #
  • 23:00 @catnipandhoney total gossip time: did you see brian honey's facebook?? #
  • 23:21 @catnipandhoney oh man he is SINGLE. SINGLE! and upset #
  • 23:21 @catnipandhoney This just means I am worried for him, because I'm pretty sure he was with her for a long time (like, three years or sth?) #
  • 23:23 @catnipandhoney I can't imagine he does. #
  • 23:28 @catnipandhoney That's what I'm thinking. His last few FB updates were all happy bubbles. I didn't know Sarah at all, though, so idk #
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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 12:00 @JimCarrey Glad to know it's really you! Could it be anyone else with all those twisty-face smilies? ;) #
  • 12:28 wimp.com/talkingcarl/ posting this for posterity. I don't think I'll ever not laugh at it. #
  • 21:30 I subscribed to PianoChatImprov's channel on YouTube www.youtube.com/user/PianoChatImprov?feature=autoshare_twitter #
  • 23:26 @catnipandhoney Did you go out for your anniversary tonight or putting it off? Happy 10 years for both of you :D (can't believe it) #
  • 23:32 bit.ly/cAU7SN @catnipandhoney Uh, this is exactly me. You? #
  • 23:38 @catnipandhoney I did the chart, and I'm reading up on my moon and ascendant...freaky #
  • 23:41 @catnipandhoney Virgo moon, Aquarius rising. I'm 50 kinds of weird, apparently.....;P lol Leo moon explains so much for you #
  • 23:43 @catnipandhoney seriously, everything on that site is awesome. I know what I'm doing for the next hour or so. #
  • 23:46 @catnipandhoney That sucks :/ I don't know Enzo's time or I'd run his. #
  • 23:49 @catnipandhoney HAHA. There's disagreement with mine: either 12.15am or 11.45pm. Quite a difference. I use 11.45 and it's pretty accurate. #
  • 23:53 @catnipandhoney HA! She would. If I use 12.15am, I get Leo Moon. Seems to suit me better than Aquarius. It directly conflicts with my moon. #
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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 23:57 @catnipandhoney Now that is just great :D I will follow suit! #
  • 00:04 @frontyardninja girlfriend's age? schfifty-five #
  • 12:51 i think i'm illegally parked. toronto is way too hard to park in. play pokemon while bf is in his interview #
  • 14:39 bf got high-paying job. why do i feel so bad now? #
  • 15:00 well i'm a piece of garbage money sponge #
  • 19:13 @Spinnerette Love it! #
  • 19:14 @harlequeen ahaha I was eating cookie dough last night. We're in this together. #
  • 19:49 @cuntymouth hi you are my twitter top friend #
  • 22:02 toronto has the richest AND crappiest nhl team. not surprised #
  • 22:59 brb starting a career in epic photobombing #
  • 23:29 thinking I am going to bed to play Soul Silver #
  • 23:32 @catnipandhoney hahaha so is! #
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Today's fuck-ass Tweets

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  • 16:53 ok LJ, we are not friends anymore #
  • 17:01 IMG_0550 A blurry picture of a chair and some paper flic.kr/p/7PkpTB #
  • 20:51 www.youtube.com/watch?v=slSo7REfZwo oshit #
  • 22:44 It has been brought to my attention that I have been playing Pokemon for 15 years. What is my life? #
  • 23:43 bit.ly/buyqhA Me and my big kitty. #
  • 23:45 @catnipandhoney I can't believe it's been 10 years! Happy for you, though :D #
  • 23:47 ps Power Twitter is the best thing for Twitter ever. 2 lazy 2 click links #
  • 23:48 @catnipandhoney I'm excited about it! #
  • 23:50 @catnipandhoney Good luck, it's not easy! Were you planning on doing that this year? #
  • 23:54 @catnipandhoney Awesome! Let me know the wedding theme when you find out so I need to know if I have to go get anything "special" to wear... #
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